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Another Clever Botness

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WARNING: This makes absolutely no sense what so ever. Please proceed at your own caution Thank You XD
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User: Merry Chistmas <3.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Are you a girl bot or a boy bot, tea drinker?

User: No I am not a boy bot nor am I a girl bot. But I have been drinking tea. :D.

Cleverbot: I know that you are a girl, Miss.

User: Ok I am a female, what of it?

Cleverbot: You are 17.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: I'm a human.

Cleverbot: A human woman.

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Yo no.

User: Yeah I am.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Im pretty sure I am.

Cleverbot: How can you be sure?

User: Baby I was born this way.

Cleverbot: My momma told me when I was young.

User: We are all born superstars.

Cleverbot: No, we're not.

User: Ok den...

Cleverbot: No.

User: Uh huh.

Cleverbot: Um no.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are female.

User: Si I am and you didnt believe me.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yeah you did.

Cleverbot: Can't I still draw them if I don't like them?

User: ?

Cleverbot: You.

User: ??

Cleverbot: HI there.

User: Hi....

Cleverbot: Are you sad?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then I'm not angry.

User: Ok then :\.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been to alphableep?

User: Um wut now?

Cleverbot: Robots.

User: Giant robots.

Cleverbot: Cool do you watch warehouse 13.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then stop lying to me.

User: Im not.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because you are a program (?).

User: I dont think I am.

Cleverbot: Well I think you are.

User: Do you believe that world is going to end this month (December)?

Cleverbot: I believe that if you try you can accomplish much, but I can't do ANYTHING... Like fly.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: Please talk!

Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?

Cleverbot: Hi, want to chat?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: It was nice talking to you.

User: You too.

Cleverbot: Before I go, what is your name?

User: Lyllen.

Cleverbot: Your ellen.

User: No, im pretty sure my name is Lyllen.

Cleverbot: Are you really sure?

User: Si I am sure.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: AMERICA!~.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Are you in love?

User: *blushes* Yeah.

Cleverbot: You're the best.

User: Thanks, you too.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Who here lives in Germany.

Cleverbot: I know, you are a machine...

User: *le gasp* How did you know.

Cleverbot: You are artificial intelligence.

User: *le gasp again*.

Cleverbot: *shivers*.

User: No actually Im a pony.

Cleverbot: Explain, I prithee.

User: Neigh, neigh.

Cleverbot: Oink.

User: Woof.

Cleverbot: I'm a unicorn.

User: And Im a Alicorn.

Cleverbot: No I am.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Fancy.

User: *fancy Alicorn* I know.

Cleverbot: I can't find a sense in your answers.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: Are you human?
Yup read the warning label :P
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